sebastian-cock:

My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined

paatrck:

The Mentalist Emoji

inspired by x

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

suupersnek:

zooophagous:

ashashi-corner:

Okay who was brave enough to put a tiny hat on a golden cobra because woah

SNAKES IN HATS

The fact that somebody put a hat on a cobra kills me

adebors:

Source

"he could probably convince someone that this is actually a dog"